| a dead bird |
| One day a blonde and a brunette were walking through a park when suddenly the brunette says"aww a dead bird, look!"having heard this the blonde looks up the sky and says"where,where i cant see it!!!" |
| Random Joke |
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| Microsoft Building | A helicopter was flying above Seattle when an electrical
Malfunction disabled the aircraft's electronic navigation
and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze,
the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and
course. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the
helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in
large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded
to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a
building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the
course to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After arriving
safely, the copilot asked the pilot how the
sign helped determine their position...
... The pilot responded, "I knew that they had to be in the
Microsoft building because they gave me a technically
correct, but completely useless answer."... |
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